- Locked in the closet, Master’s after me
- I’m just tired of it so I swallowed the key
- With all wandering hands locked out of this room
- At least I’ll hold the reins when sleeping with the broom
- And I’ll play dares and dice games with the rats and mice
- Away from the sunlight I’ll be royal white but
- Oh no my God,
- Wait a minute, wait a minute
- I didn’t think it through, is it really worth it ?
- How will I get out, silly me
- Indeed I fear I’ll be late for tea !
- Locked in my garret, I don’t understand
- Can’t I ask the white rabbits which way to Wonderland ?
- Now I’ve nowhere to hide when my Master visits
- He says I’m quite lucky to share his little secrets
- Well it’s not so bad to be considered mad
- Only one chore to do, then admire the view but
- Oh no my God,
- What shall happen, what shall happen
- What will Master do, if I am a burden ?
- Should have been more sly, silly me
- I beg you please, don’t deprive me from tea!
- If I’m sent to the streets, I want to go see Paris
- Louis, the French chef, vowed that soon we shall flee
- If I’m sent to the asylum I’ll just feign hysteria
- So I can be treated… you know in which area
- Locked in a coffin, I’m finally free
- I just miss chocolate muffins, oh dear and my tea !
- Thanks to tight waist corsets in which I was laced daily
- I gave my last breath delivering the bastard baby
- Will I go to heaven since I’m only seventeen ?
- Ignorance I’ll plead or self-defense indeed but
- Oh yes my God,
- I’m so grateful to you for fashion
- For as long as I’ve lived, it was your best creation
- Although maybe not, silly me
- Apart from tea – of course – it was my insanity !
